Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated