What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...