What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired