Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired