Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

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How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.