Investor Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running . . . JK! Rolling

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.