Investor Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

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What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run