Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.