Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.