Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.