Friend Zone Guy Jokes

How many "friend-zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many 'friend-zoned' guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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A homeboyeur.

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Make me one with everything."

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

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Trans-Fender.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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