How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.