How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.