How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.