What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams