Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.