What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.