Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.