What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!