What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!