What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!