What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

Deez Nuts Jokes More Deez Nuts Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!