Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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D Jokes More D Jokes

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Parody Jokes More Parody Jokes

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Bee Knee Jokes More Bee Knee Jokes

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?

Deez nuts)

Ha Jokes More Ha Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach