Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Parody Jokes More Parody Jokes

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Bee Knee Jokes More Bee Knee Jokes

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?

Deez nuts)

Ha Jokes More Ha Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha