Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

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Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

Spanish Teacher Jokes More Spanish Teacher Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Ha Jokes More Ha Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Parody Jokes More Parody Jokes

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.