What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

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What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!