How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load