Pho Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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Pho queue.

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Pho queue

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Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod?

Bnh m

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus