Pho Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

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How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Pho Queue Jokes More Pho Queue Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.