Too many thank-you notes.
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Too many thank you notes to write
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In Kangarunes.
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.
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In the NB - "eh"
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Fiancee.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
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He responds, "One note at a time."