What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

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What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.