What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.