What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P