How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.