How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

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What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.