What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.