Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
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I just booked a cook for cooking the books."
You can have my beer if you let me go."
Officer -Sir, get out of the car.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer: I'm making a house arrest
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Officer
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
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They both got their fur low.
Officer on doody.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
The officer.
A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
The Incredible Sulk
Because there's a Target on every corner.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
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I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
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It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Ex-Benedict.
Ex-Benedict
They use the bullets to train the military.
People miss Harambe
Help me! I've been a-salted!
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Hi, Cliff "
