demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Because they are dead.
the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
They need clean air.
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
