How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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Who drives it?

The officer.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.