How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Hi Jokes More Hi Jokes

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Demand Jokes More Demand Jokes

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."