Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

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Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

V Jokes More V Jokes

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What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

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How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Aloha Akbar Jokes More Aloha Akbar Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"