Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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How does a french alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr."

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor