Aloha Akbar Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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What do you call a boring Muslim?

Abdull.

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.