What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.