What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

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What do you call a violent white man?

Officer

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.