Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
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There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.
Total Eclipse of a Fart
No it is not r/shadow removed
The shadow of his former shelf.
A horses shadow!
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
Spring break!
They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving
Collect!
Humburgers!
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Because there is only one B in Belgium
I don't really carrot all for vegetables."
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Mack-a-Dameon.
Because it was covered in sheet
He was a little... Possesive
A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.
Let's be Avenue
Me: Because my bed is at home.
It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.