What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What makes Stevie wonder?

What everything looks like.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!