What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too