Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Yes, but don’t turn it on.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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He turns off his Xbox.

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What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.