How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Dribble Jokes More Dribble Jokes

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!