Bunch Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Math Joke Jokes More Math Joke Jokes

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom