Bunch Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Woman Track Team Jokes More Woman Track Team Jokes

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer