What do ISIS and cats have in common?

They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.