What do ISIS and cats have in common?

They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.