What do ISIS and cats have in common?

They're both a bunch of pussies. Credit to Stephen Colbert.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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What is ISIS' favourite OS?

Windows XPlosion

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Where does he get off?

credit to Hampton Yount)

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.