What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9