Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person