Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.