Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral?

Because he just isn't a mourning person.