What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.