What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.