What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"