How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)