How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu