Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

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Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.