Conditioner Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Conditioner Gordon Jokes More Conditioner Gordon Jokes

What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

Comic Book Collector Jokes More Comic Book Collector Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Antique Jokes More Antique Jokes

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.