Elton John Chin Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

David Beckham Jokes More David Beckham Jokes

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!