Elton John Chin Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!