What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Ben Jokes More Ben Jokes

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ?

Ben and Anna split!

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.