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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.