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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

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Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!