What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice