What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground