What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.