What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ?

Snowballs !

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank!

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.