What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off