What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday