What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.