What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!