What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!