What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!