What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.