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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

Hairy Potter Jokes More Hairy Potter Jokes

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What do you call a hirsute ceramicist?

Hairy Potter

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

Joint Family Jokes More Joint Family Jokes

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing