Smoke Weed Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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