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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

Kingdom Jokes More Kingdom Jokes

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Joint Family Jokes More Joint Family Jokes

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.